Gemma @ ED TOFTT

I saw Chiggaboi's review and felt I needed to add a couple of things here.  Also, I am pissed because I just spent half an hour writing and found out I can only write one review per hour as a newbie.  So I just want to thank 网站 I can write this all over again.  but this time I'll keep it short. I saw Gemma online and I was like G cup I gotta get some o that.  So called up the papasan for some lovin. When she opened the door I was like, who the heck are you?  Are you Gemma's fat friend or something?  Am I B & S ed yet again?  I've already had several bad sessions before this so I asked her no less than three times.  "ARE YOU GEMMA?"  to which she answered "YES!" .  Well, if she says it three times, she must be telling the truth....  right?   In I go. Compared to her online photos, her true face looks as round as a ball.  Well if her face was a ball, then her boobs must be nice and juicy right?  As soon as she took her bra off, my GLOCK went into cardiac arrest..............certified.  No defibrillator will jump start my GLOCK. For a jap, I would classified her as obese.  But then again if she was a caucasian and I'm a caucasian wolf writting on *erb.ca  then she is spinner. She Boobs were big but they were SAGGY, and when I say SAGGY I don't mean a bit SAGGY.  Its more like walk-slower-girl-or-you'll-trip-over-them-whole-walking SAGGY.  It's YO-lets-start-a-hacky-sack-game-with-your-boobs SAGGY.  Its swing-your-boobs-over-your-shoulder-so-your-baby-you-are-piggybacking-can-drink-milk SAGGY.  Well, you get the gist. Also for some reason she opens her mouth like a retard out of the blue from time to time and asks me "Am I sexy?"  When I say retard I don't mean "oh that's retarded" retarded.  I mean it's "oh my look at that poor girl she must be mentally handicapped give her some pills or something" retarded. Well, other then the above, she was GREAT!  good attitude, real japanese, and ok service. If you are looking for spinners (except for gentlemen from *erb.ca) then she is not for you.  If you are into, hacky sack, like to tie knots with boobs, see someone trip on their own boobs and have a laugh, into euthanasia for the retarded.  Then she is for you. will I repeat?  HELL YA!  一个字，爽！ (for those who didn't get the point of my post, here it is. Well, other then the above, she was GREAT!  good attitude, real japanese, and ok service.