嚴重跌錢布告: Crystal@Teddy, Angel@Teddy, TingTing@Honebaby

12年前Toronto9.0k

Similar to Lotus gor, I was also planning to see the legendary Emma since last weekend.  Since she was not working last weekend, and my JJ was itchy, I went to Terry's place and checked out what they have.  There were 4 girls available, and I picked Crystal: Face: 7 - Manmade face. Heavy makeup with fake eye lahses. Age: about 25-29 (I'm bad in guessing age) Height: about 5'5" Boobs: 7.75 - Pretty nice C+ boobs.  Man made (I think), but they feel and look soft. Body: 7.75 - Not super skinny, but definitely not fat. Pussy: ? - It's been a week, so I forgot what it looked like. Attitude: 7.5 - Smile all the time.  Quite polite.  A lots of eye contacts when BJ and missionary.  Just a regular Korean MM providing mechanical service. Service: 7.5 - BBBJ, LFK.  Nothing memorable. Repeat: No Conclusion: She is an ordinary Korean MM.  Nothing special. After last week's so-so meal with Crystal, I was hoping to see Emma this weekend to wash away my bad memory.  I've heard too many good reviews about Emma, and I just had to try her once.  To my disappointment, when I called TOE88 to make an appointment on Friday afternoon, the keeper told me that she is not working at TOE this weekend, again!  I asked the keeper when will she be back to work, he thought about it, and said next Thursday.  Oh well, I didn't really believe him, but whatever. My JJ was itchy, but I couldn't think of any good MM that I really wanted to try.  Just when I was going to go home, I thought maybe I will go to Terry's place again and check out what they have.  As you all know, Terry's place is like a walk-in clinic: no appointment required, and you can just walk in anytime.  I was thinking if I don't see any good MM at Terry, I will just go home and "hit aeroplane". There were 3 girls working, but 2 of them were busy.  So the keeper showed me the remaining one.  Her name was Ling (Korean), but her boobs are not big enough for my liking, so I passed.  Then after about 20 minutes, the guy finished, and here it came the next girl Angel.  She had huge manmade D-cup boobs, and I just couldn't say no to her (I'm a boob lover ).  Following is my rating: Face: 7 - OK looking with the standard Korean makeup and fake eye lahses. Age: 27-29 Height: about 5'5" Body: 8 - she is VERY skinny, but her boobs are huge.  I personally prefer manmade D then natural A, so I gave her an 8 here. Boobs: 7 - huge manmade D.  Not very soft. Pussy: 6 - Very hairy.  Not trimmed. Attitude: 7 - smile all the time, but you can tell that she is just faking everything.  She would say something like "honey, you're good..", which you can easily tell that she didn't mean it at all. Service: 7 - CBJ only (which I didn't mind), DATY, and ZERO kissing.  In fact, I couldn't even get close to her face.  I thought OK, maybe she just needed some time to warm up, so I DATY her, and I even sucked her toes (trying to get her horny), but that didn't work.  When I tried to get closer to her face, she would skillfully push me away to avoid any touching on her face. Repeat: No Conclusion: She is a very experienced MM with zero GFE feeling.  I wouldn't mind bang her again if she charges $120.  But for $140, I think I deserved something better. After wasting $280 on 2 Korean at Terry, I was telling myself that I would not waste anymore money and I will not see anyone except Emma.  But then I saw Ban Gor's review on Ting Ting (@Honeybaby) this afternoon.  I struggled a bit and not sure if I should spend another $140.  Since Ben Gor doesn't have too many reviews, and I always trusted Ben gor's taste, so I bit the bullet and try my luck again.  I took a shower and clean my mouth with a mouth wash before leaving home.  I always try to keep myself clean and tidy before seeing a MM. When I arrived, I called up the keeper, and she asked me how long of the session did I want.  I said 30 minutes (I'm a fast shooter, and I usually come within 5 minutes), but she tried to upsell me to 1-hour and then 45 minutes.  I politely refused it, and said 30 minutes was more than enough.  So she gave me the intercom code and unit number, and I went up. When the door was open, I saw this beautiful Ting Ting.  I normally would want to check out the rest of the lineups before making the call, but I made up my mind as soon as I saw Ting Ting.  Ben Gor was right that she has a killer body.  With the high heels and very sexy lingerie, she was one of the sexiest MMs I've ever seen.  But my happiness ended there.... In the shower, she carefully cleaned my JJ like most Korean MMs.  She did the 5-second bodyslide, but honestly it wasn't sensual at all.  So I dried myself and went to the bedroom after the shower.  So far so good. In the main course, she does everything very mechanically.  She gave me a rough CBJ, and I could feel her teeth.  I personally prefer a gentle/sensual BJ(covered or not) rather than the hardcore BJ. When I fucked her, her reaction was so fake.  There was no eye contact (she closed her eyes), and I couldn't make it come after about 5 minutes (which is quite unusually for me).  She then became impatient, and she kept complaining how bad my skill is, and she asked me do I want to extend my session to 1-hour.  I politely told her that maybe I was just too tired, and I didn't think I need 1-hour. She then kept telling me my movement is not good, my JJ is not hard enough, and why am I so tired etc.  That TOTALLY ruined my mood, and I've never experienced this in my hunting experience.  I knew I'm not skillful, and I'm just a fucking ugly guy, but she didn't have to keep repeating that during the action, right?  The more she talks, the softer my JJ is (and she talks A LOT).  She then just took off my condom, and tried to finish me quickly with a hard HJ.  The HJ was so bad that I was actually feeling painful and I had to tell her to be more gentle.  At that moment, I just wanted to leave, but I felt bad for not banging her enough.  I asked her if she can put the condom back on again and I will finish it asap.  She said there's not enough time and I have to extend the session to 45 minutes (but I was there for only about 20 minutes).  I was afraid if I turn her down again, she would give me a black face, so I accepted her offer, un-willingly . Then she put on the condom, and tried to finish me asap.  After about 5 minutes, I FINALLY came.  What a nightmare!  I felt like I was forcing myself to come.  She was happy, and then she gave me a 10 minutes massage (because we still had a lots of time left!).  Actually, her massage is not bad at all for a MM.  I think she must be working in MP before in China. At the end, I asked her how much (I never tried 45 minutes session at Honeybaby so I didn't know), and she thought about it, and slowly said, "Hmm....well....., we charge $200 for 45 minutes".  I was shocked, and I said "shouldn't it be $180?" (most garages charge $180 for 45 minutes), and she said "no, it's $200".  I didn't want to argue, so I gave her $200.  What a rip-off!! Anyway, following is my rating: Face: 7.75 - Quite beautiful with the right amount of makeup Voice: 6 - 睋公哮 voice (ie, similar to Cecilia Cheung's voice) Age: about 25 Height: 5'7" Body (with clothes on): 9.75 - Very sexy, especially when she had the high heels and lingerie on.  The boobs look perfect with the bra on. Body (with cloths off): 9 - Boobs are much smaller without bra.  A little tummy when she bends forward. Boobs (with bra): 9.8 - Looks like a C+ or D-.  Almost perfect. Boobs (without bra): 7.75 - About B+ or C-.  Shape is not very round.  They look real, but I felt some resistance when squeezing them.  I'm not a boob expert, so I can't tell if they are real or not.  One thing I know though is that she likes her boobs being squeezed. Pussy: 8 - Cleany shaved.  A little dark, but no strange smell. Attitude: 4.5 - Very demanding.  She was consistenly bossing around and told me to do this and not to do that.  TOTALLY ruined the mood.  Scamming me $200 at the end was totally unacceptable! Service: 7 - CBJ only (which I didn't mind).  DATY.  No kissing (except a very light LFK at the door on my way out).  I would give her a 6 if it wasn't the massage (which was not bad). Repeat: Are you kidding me? Conclusion: I think Ben gor was really lucky that he clicked with her.  Please don't ge me wrong Ben gor.... I always trust your reviews (and taste).  I know some MM are YMMV, but this time I totally believed that you received the "special treatment" from her because of your identity.  If you didn't already declare that in your review, I would think that your review was a shill (because my experience was totally opposite than yours).  She's a beautiful, sexy and very experienced MM, but her attitude is totally a turn-off.  I thought Sandy@Becky was bad, but Ting Ting is like 10X worst.  Oh well, I guess I'm just not handsome enough, so maybe other brothers will have better luck than me. After this horrible experience, I think I'm going to quit this hobby.  It's a very expensive hobby, and I just don't want to keep wasting my hard earned money.  Wating $140 on bad MM sucks, but getting ripped off by a MM who provided bad service is terrible. Happy hunting, brothers.