Kelly @ Uptown Girls

Kelly @ Uptown Girls When this agency just opened I decided to TOFTT. Kelly's picture in the ad turned on my dick like an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. Photo did not show her to be white skin korean beauty type but more tanned darker skin slutty thailand type. Shit. I was down for that. You will not see Kelly there now. She disappeared shortly after my visit few weeks ago. That's right. Either my dick is too big convinced her to quit this profession, or I am too damn handsome made her think don't waste her soul and body by whoring. Who the fuck knows. Anyway, Keeper answered my txt promptly and doesn't seem to be on drugs. Very nice. Told me that Kelly is on vacation but Jenny is available (Jenny still there now), ah shit, whatever, I'll take it. So I got to the roadside parking infront of the townhouse... OOOOH SHIT! there was this fucking big ass gwai lo that look like he can make me go to heaven with one punch. The fuck is this? Ok, so maybe there are 2 girls working in there, so I waited in the car, sure as hell not gonna go down line up behind him like a fucking tim horton drive thru. The fucking big ass gwai lo waited at the door for 2 minutes, I was on car peeping at him for 2 minutes, then the door never opened, gwai lo just walked and drove away LOL. The fuck? Why door no open? Just when I was pondering about this phenomenon another fucking car parked infront of me and another fucking gwai lo came out of the car and walked towards the unit. OOOOH FUCK THIS. I told keeper, "weeeeei dai looooo, double, tripled booked laaaaaa, forget it, I am going." To be honest, it was 50% about double (or triple) book and 50% about seeing two big ass gwai lo destroyed my mood. Hey don't fucking judge me it wasnt a racism thing. Anyone who sees two huge ass gwai lo lining up infront of you WILL lose the mood. Shit. To my surprise, the keeper answered back instantly and apologized. Very nice. Did not expect that to happen at all. Maybe it is a honest mistake. But anyway, fucked it, mental image imprinted, not gonna wait. I jumped on my car and left. Keeper promised to let me know first thing when Kelly is back. Now fast forward to when Kelly is back. Fuck yeah. Got infront of the townhouse, this time no fucking gwai lo line up. Very nice. Went in. Saw Kelly. Nothing like picture. N- O- T- H- I- N- G- Ok. story got too long, here is rating Face 6 (6 = still good when too lazy to use mr left and right) Body 7 (skinny but ok contour boobs B+ enhanced) Attitude 9 (very truthful compliment at the door so can't give her low on this one lol) Service 7 (try hard to do GFE but fail) Now. Someone else do Jenny review pls. LOL