Return of the prophecied salmon run, Rita@桃色娃娃谷

12年前Toronto4.7k

Sages of the past have long prophecied an annual salmon run of fresh young dimsums that will appear just before school starts. In recent years the dimsum species of salmon have all but gone extinct. Multiple scientific theories abound, from over-hunting, to poaching by rich second generation hunters who do not practice the time-honored catch-and-release rule, to a changing natural habitat wherein they no longer need to return to the garageland breeding grounds to feed and spawn. Whatever the reason is. Young dimsum salmon is an endangered species that needs love and protection. Today I had the fortune to spot a rare sample in the traditional hunting-fishing grounds. Needless to say, I didn't waste this rare opportunity to catch her and have my half hour of fun before gently releasing her back into the wild. Don't want to go into specifics. I urge fellow hunter-fishers to be gentle with her and if you decide to write a review, don't get into too specific details about menu options. Fresh MMs are always subject to some YMMV volatility and not exactly the same menu options will be offered to everyone. I don't want her to have a hard time if someone else sees that I got something and then force her to give them the same. Face 7.5 Body 8.5 Service 8 Attitude 9 Face-fuckers, you won't be thrilled but won't be disappointed either Service-fuckers, if you want professional service with finely-honed skills and all-inclusive menu, turn back, she is not the one. Chemistry-fuckers, yes but you have to do some work to warm her up. Not a lot, just some casual conversation and start slowly. She will give you the inexperienced first love GFE. Cheers to Rita, and may more fresh salmon like her come upstream in the days to come.