Hana @ Eden Dream

I want to begin with the fact that I haven't hunted in 2 months (Bill C-36), with that being said I've been starving since December. I decided to resume hunting today, and what better way to celebrate then to try something new? Seeing as how I have never been to ED, I decided I would give it a shot. To foreshadow this review, the booking was literally the best part of this hunt. The booking was easy, manager was nice, and everything was good. One of the best booking experience I've had. 10/10 would call again, just not to book her. I decided to pick a random MM, so I went with Hana. I was in the mood for a spinner. I get upstair and the first thing I noticed was, "holy shit, this place is a mess." The apartment was messy, crap everywhere even when half the place was covered I can still tell it was messy. I didn't mind it, and just moved on. Facewize, I would give her a 7/10, nothing too spectacular and nothing too bad, i just want a good fuck. Now I want to say, I never expect 10/10 service, so when the MM didn't help me take off my clothes, I didn't mind it. In fact I'm more comfortable that way. We go into the shower, and the shower curtain was nonexsistent. When I say it's nonexsistent, I mean the shower curtain bar and the curtain was on the ground... WTF?! Whatever, the shower is like every other shower with an MM, short bbbj and some scrubbing. I was hopeful this won't turn out so bad (my expectation from the begining was low). We get back out, and we start with a BBBJ and some foreplay. Before I can even say it felt good... it was over. It was one of the shortest BJ ever, getting a BJ from a girlfriend would last longer than that. The sex was decent at best. Her pussy was decently tight and after fucking her for a few minutes I realized... this is no different then fucking my Tenga. It was as boring as fucking an inanimate object. I might be being over critical, but to be honest the sex was so boring I would've rather jerked off. Somehow I manage to bust a nut after all this and just GTFO as quickly as I could. Face: 7/10 - this is being as fair as I could to bell curve her average Body: 6/10 - description was close, pussy was okay tight, tits were as described, nonexsistent curve Service: 3/10 - i get better service at McDonalds ordering a big mac combo with no pickles than what she provided Attitude: 2/10 - checked clock a couple of times, no effort whatsoever Dmg - 140 + 0 tip (couldn't live with myself if i tiped) Repeat? Never.