Irene @ Barbie House

Hello again friends. I was going to wait until I saw Jade/Spicy/Sooa/Izzy/Naeun@MW before I wrote another review but I think I'm done hunting for the year. It's getting to that point in the year where I will be extremely busy once again and may occaisonally lurk but not actively participate in garage activities. I'm going to make this post as detailed as possible so that it remains entertaining but also informative even with the lack of candidates. I look forward to seeing you guys again sometime in the near future. Best of luck to everyone and stay healthy guys. Fuck covid19 ㅗ As usual, this is purely my opinion. Everyone has different tastes and opinions and my views don't necessarily reflect the MM and their services. If you want to know if they are your type or what they're like, go fuck them yourself haha. Another extra disclaimer, my 5/10 is normal. Like.. just regular pedestrian you will see on the street and maybe look once just to see if she is pretty but realize she is dead ass normal and just walk past level normal LOL. Irene @ Barbie House Intro: Oh boy... here we go. So I had a lot of confusion with this girl. I saw her photos online on BH and the reviews I read were mostly positive. In fact, I don't think I 've seen a girl with more positive than negative reviews ESPECIALLY considering the sheer volume of reviews, but the Queen of Prostitution Irene apparently is just that great. I wonder how many of us in Toronto are eskimo brothers because of this one woman alone LMAO. F: (error.. maybe 3-4/10) Perhaps a lot of you will disagree. Maybe you won't. I personally disliked the way Irene looked. I looked at the photos on BH website and saw a fairly attractive Korean woman and when I got there I saw some plastic surgery, botox addicted, malnourished woman is what I saw. Her cheeks are so prominent and protruding its kind of scary and her face is kind of wide... I'm sorry I know I probably offended alot of people with that comment but it is just MY opinion. You will find literally 50 other reviews claiming otherwise. I didn't like her face, I don't usually like people who look like her, and quiet honestly.. she scared me LMAO. Not MCOT at all. She looked like she's in her 30's. Early-mid I guess. B: (4/10) Her body type is not my type at all. I prefer more normal/thick/athletic type of body on women but she was literally just skin and bones. She honestly sort of resembles a skeleton to me. I 'm not sure what the fuck was going on in her life but yeah... Breasts are obviously sort of on the smaller side due to her being so skinny. I don't remember them being real or fake because I literally didn't touch her once. She just looked so sickly and thin I was genuinely concerned for her well being... For those who play league of legends she is literally fiddle sticks body type LMAO (If you're reading this Irene I'm so sorry ) But joking aside I hope she gets some time off to eat and sort of fix her anorexia nervosa because she would be 100 times better if she just had a normal body type.But maybe she has her own reasons for being this body shape and seeing how I see a review for Irene frequently... I guess you guys like that body type I don't know.. S: (10/10) I want to describe Irene (at least for ME) as stinky tofu. stinky tofu is what its called in chinese... right? Anyway the reason why I call Irene this is not due to her hygiene, her hygiene was actually very good, but because of the very nature of the Irene experience. I personally did not like the first impression I had of Irene. As you can tell from the previous face and body review, I did not rate her very high . Just like stinky tofu. When I first looked and smelled stinky tofu, I thought what the fuck is this food and who the fuck would eat it. But just like Irene, I took one taste and I strangely want more. It's not necessarily a good thing but its definitely not a bad thing either... hard to explain. Just like stinky tofu. LOOOL I can only think of her as stinky tofu now.Terrible first impression but this strange feeling of wanting more. She really really knows how to service a client. The closest to perfection. Wow. Poison dragon? I think its called.. I just call it a rimjob but holy christ I think my soul left my body. She latches onto your body parts like its her life line and honestly makes the visit worth it. It's not necessarily in a loving GFE kind of way but more like a sexual PSE kind of way... What can I say.. she is literally the Queen of Prostitution. A: (7.5/10) It's kind of hard to rate this section. She didn't particularly leave a lasting impression on me attitude wise so I can't really rate it. I can't say she was bad or good because I litearlly don't remember LOL. She is VERY clean though as she has multiple blankets and bed sheets in her closet and changes it after each session. So cleanliness you're getting almost laboratory level of sterile in the prostitution world I guess LOL. Not much else to say. She was definitely a nice lady. Damage: $300 / Hr Repeat: Stinky Tofu...