Coco @ MuseVIP

I visited Coco @ MuseVIP recently within that past few days. Warning ... I might sound harsh, but this is my opinion, and this is a review board, be it bad or good reviews. Face: She looks nothing like her picture . Completely different person, and as soon as I walked in the door, I wanted to leave. Site says she's 20, but she's no where near that, and not even late 20's. I would guess late 30's. If she is in her 20's , then she has a VERY mature look to her, and not in a good way. Definately not MCOT. When I saw her, I hesitated, and was thinking of leaving, but I was already there, horny, and was freezing out that night. So I took the chance hoping at least service was good. Body: Again, completely different person. Major bait and switch job here. The only thing that is close to being accurate is her height. Site indicates 160 CM, but more like 154-156 CM, which I don't have a problem with. It's the rest of the description that I have a problem with. The measurements are so off. She is not a C cup. Not even a B cup. I would say somewhere between A and B. Her waist is 23 "??? Did they mistype 32 lol? Joking, but definately not 23. She looks like a tree stump, with a saggy ass, noticeable stretch marks, and extra folds in her tummy. She's probably had kids. I wouldn't say she's fat, but she's definately not the measurements stated, nor the weight. I would call her chunky. If I were to venture a guess, I'd guess 120-130 lbs., and at that height, you probably get the idea. Site also indicates no tatoos. I saw one below her breast on the side, I think one on her wrist, and another on her finger. I may be mistaken of the placement, but she does have tattoos. Not big ones, but they are tattoos. Not sure if there were more anywhere else, because I didn't want to look at her anymore. As per the sites desctiption of "Super sexy" ... compared to what? Fucking Yoda? Service: 7 Ok, so her service is actually decent. I did not feel any kind of mechanical service, and all felt natural. I'm not gonna let her physical appearance cloud my judgement on this and her attitude. BBBJ is nice with plenty of BLS, and she looks you straight in the eyes. She doesn't just bob her head up and down, she actually works her mouth around the cock. Thumbs up for her suck skills. Then on came the condom, and quite honestly, I did not want to bang her, but did it anyway. She does seem to enjoy it, and all seems natural with no fake moans. Thumbs up there as well. Why only a 7 then? She uses baby oil during BBBJ, and it seems like a lot of it too. Like WTF! There is SF2, but they way she cleans you doesn't feel nice like what I get with K girls, plus there's no WF (I like a good WF). There's also no CIM (It's almost a must for me), even though it indicates PSE service. Although she does offer greek, but requires a day in advance booking as per their site. I don't know about LFK or DFK because I did not want to kiss her. Does she allow DATY? I don't know. After seeing her I wasn't in the mood to dine, though she is shaved. I'm being fair here by not deducting points for that and not letting it affect my rating of her service even more because it was my choice not to do certain things. Attitude: 9 Ok, she gets great marks here. She does have an amazing attitude. She smiles and talks, and tries to make any situation feel comfortable. Her English is pretty good, with an accent. Repeat: Fuck no! Bottom line here is if you don't care what you're fucking, then she's a good choice. Otherwise, skip. As for me, it's hard to fuck an ugly. After I got home, I had to take another shower just because it felt dirty for some reason . I'm no Brad Pitt, or some sexy, hot looking guy, but if I'm paying for something, I'd like it to be worth it, especially if I"m expecting what is advertised to me. At $ 160 price point, I wouldn't pay $ 60 for her. Of course, as they say ... beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and that goes for both faciallly and physically. What might not do it for me, may be gold for another. For Asians, I might just stick with K girls. I am on the lookout for a decent looking viet girl, but it seems all the decent and good looking ones are in the spas.